queenofslash:

so we were talking about sexism in maths and i sit on a table with all boys, and i said “you know women could all agree to stop having sex with men and essentially stop the human race” and this one boy goes “well boys could all agree to stop having sex with women and-” but this other boy cut him off like “yeah dude that ain’t gonna happen” and i died 

(via b-for-back-dat-ass-up)

cockringtoss:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

i was gonna say big and hot but that too actually

(via vant-sass)